Graves is so sick of laning with Sona. She never notices or even acknowledges him. He even called her “m’lady” and bowed. Why does this always happen to Alex Graves? He was nice to Zyra, too, and she ended up only having eyes for plants and flowers. Alex is so much nicer than a flower.
one of my favourite parts about funny summoner names is that you’ll occasionally find people who are really enthusiastic about animals. (see catdude for reference) today, it is brand’s turn. what does brand love? brand love lizards, of course!
SHEN LIKES TO MAKE KUNG-FU NOISES. LIKE ALL OF THE TIME. THAT’S WHY HE IS BANNED SO OFTEN (BECAUSE THE OTHER PEOPLE IN TOP LANE CAN’T EVEN HEAR THEMSELVES THINK)
look out world, here comes the MAAANDOOOZEEERRRR!! nobody took Olaf’s attempts at becoming a superhero seriously. maybe it was the beard.
teemo is SO BAD at fancy dress he can’t even get the theme “loads and loads of cats” right
Irelia was sick of not being taken seriously, but wasn’t really sure what to do about it—I mean, calling yourself the Will of Blades and telepathically slashing stuff about oughtta be scary enough, right? Maybe she just needed to toughen up her image. The next time everyone gathered on the fields of justice, Irelia stood atop the nexus and shouted down to all in earshot. “Fellow champions! I demand you know me now only as ominus death! With my terrifying new outfit and outlook on life, I shall strike the enemy team down like never before! “Someone’s trying a little too hard.” mumbled Katarina, as Teemo giggled in agreement. Presumably. He does that a lot at pretty much everything, though, so I wouldn’t take that as any indication.
If you hate how Dante looks in the DmC reboot, you’re going to endlessly rage yourself hoarse when you see the direction they’re taking the series in 2016!
Fools! Cower before me! I am Mordekaiser, the Master of Metal! I am an eight foot tall apparition of bladed metal, driven only to smash you to pieces with my oversized mace! I am the leader of a group of hardcore death metal musicians known as Pentakill! And I REALLY LOVE CATS!!